genuinely what is going on here

in french 2 as a freshman and HOLY HELL the teacher did not teach us. now im stuck in past tense stuff and the teacher just says "everything's in the textbook" which yes it is EXCEPT guess what it's all written in french GUESS WHAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO READ FRENCH BECAUSE I WASN'T TAUGHT :D anyways how do i structure this sentence because ive been trying for 20 minutes and every time it's wrong and the website doesn't tell me why

in french 2 as a freshman and HOLY HELL the teacher did not teach us. now im stuck in past tense stuff and the teacher just says "everything's in the textbook" which yes it is EXCEPT guess what it's all written in french GUESS WHAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO READ FRENCH BECAUSE I WASN'T TAUGHT :D anyways how do i structure this sentence because ive been trying for 20 minutes and every time it's wrong and the website doesn't tell me why